Mr. Mittens
After a long day of standing, he discovered that his large
intestine had grown a mousetrap. All of a sudden he felt a snap in his stomach.
It seemed as though something was pinching his insides. He knew that he was
going to need to get to a vet. This was when Mr. Mittens decided to go seek the
human. Mittens was a cat you see and early this morning he tried to catch a
mouse. It was only now that Mittens realized the mouse had already been caught
prior to his discovery of the poor creature. He had gobbled it up mousetrap and
all.
Mr. Mittens’ owner, Amy, was nearby and heard a yowling
coming from her living room. She happened upon her kitty lying on the floor in
pain. Mr. Mittens was helpless and in need of serious medical attention. Amy
could see that she was too late to help Mr. Mittens, as the nearest vet was 50
miles away. Amy disposed of Mittens body, burying him in her garden as tears
streamed down her face.
As it turned out, Mr. Mittens was not dead. He clawed his
way back out of the earth, mousetrap and all. He made his way to the street and
got run over by a truck. Then Mr. Mittens was dead.
RIP Mr. Mittens
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